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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 810 points –
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i like a mutual relationship where neither of us take it in the ass

Agreed. I mean, to each their own, but I've been open and tried the gamut of butt stuff more than a few times with a few partners, and I've gotta say...just not a fan of either giving or receiving anal. Oral, on the other hand...

You don't perform oral on the hand, stoopid.

Oral is above everything

But anal play is really good too for those into it.

Coward.

Guilty as charged! I'm deathly afraid of having to deal with fecal matter any more than I absolutely have to.

Unironically a great reason to use condoms. Condom protects the interted item from fecal matter, and can be disposed of after the fact meaning cleanup is quick and easy

That’s why you wash first

if poop has touched a surface, turns out i don't care how much you wash it, ACTUALLY. no matter how thorougly sterilized a sewage pipe is, it'd still be insane and disgusting to use it as a drinking straw (for those who enjoy 'eating ass' for instance).

He clearly don’t know anything about anal sex if that’s what you think it is.

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