ruleMacedWindow@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 724 points – 4 months ago25Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldIt took me a while but "cocktails" for anyone else out there like meClose but its actually "cock and ball torture". Source: I have the same one >!/s!<load bearing tone indicator“cocks from 26 different men”But I don't like coffee 🤔double cock for you thenHot 🤤your girly emoji usage makes my throbbing cock double in length:3:o=3 :o==3 :oc==3 :D c==3:3 Uppers at dawn, downers at dusk—survival is a cycle. Coffee to kickstart a day you dread; cocktails to numb another night alone. Commence your diurnal period by self-medicating with a stimulant. Conclude your nocturnal cycle by self-medicating with a sedative. (The only reason they didn't go with the last one is that it didn't fit on the wall)Sorry we don’t serve depression todaynot a bad day plan tbhIs this a linux channel?Yep, this is the daily routine of a Linux user."I use Arch btw" is code for "dm me your dick pics"I really need a night cock.Couldn't even cry to this, I broke down immediately!!! CLEAN UP AISLE ON MY WRISTS 🙏🔥💯😂Start your day with coffee to get going. Finish work with cocktails to relax and enjoy. End your day with cock for a good night sleep.Cockles?CockerdoodlesCockerdiles?CockatoosInteresting tail.
It took me a while but "cocktails" for anyone else out there like meClose but its actually "cock and ball torture". Source: I have the same one >!/s!<load bearing tone indicator“cocks from 26 different men”
Close but its actually "cock and ball torture". Source: I have the same one >!/s!<load bearing tone indicator“cocks from 26 different men”
But I don't like coffee 🤔double cock for you thenHot 🤤your girly emoji usage makes my throbbing cock double in length
Uppers at dawn, downers at dusk—survival is a cycle. Coffee to kickstart a day you dread; cocktails to numb another night alone. Commence your diurnal period by self-medicating with a stimulant. Conclude your nocturnal cycle by self-medicating with a sedative. (The only reason they didn't go with the last one is that it didn't fit on the wall)Sorry we don’t serve depression today
Is this a linux channel?Yep, this is the daily routine of a Linux user."I use Arch btw" is code for "dm me your dick pics"
I really need a night cock.Couldn't even cry to this, I broke down immediately!!! CLEAN UP AISLE ON MY WRISTS 🙏🔥💯😂
Start your day with coffee to get going. Finish work with cocktails to relax and enjoy. End your day with cock for a good night sleep.
It took me a while but "cocktails" for anyone else out there like me
Close but its actually "cock and ball torture".
Source: I have the same one >!/s!<
load bearing tone indicator
“cocks from 26 different men”
But I don't like coffee 🤔
double cock for you then
Hot 🤤
your girly emoji usage makes my throbbing cock double in length
:3
:o=3
:o==3
:oc==3
:D c==3
:3
(The only reason they didn't go with the last one is that it didn't fit on the wall)
Sorry we don’t serve depression today
not a bad day plan tbh
Is this a linux channel?
Yep, this is the daily routine of a Linux user.
"I use Arch btw" is code for "dm me your dick pics"
I really need a night cock.
Couldn't even cry to this, I broke down immediately!!! CLEAN UP AISLE ON MY WRISTS 🙏🔥💯😂
Start your day with coffee to get going.
Finish work with cocktails to relax and enjoy.
End your day with cock for a good night sleep.
Cockles?
Cockerdoodles
Cockerdiles?
Cockatoos
Interesting tail.