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It took me a while but "cocktails" for anyone else out there like me

Close but its actually "cock and ball torture".

Source: I have the same one >!/s!<

โ€œcocks from 26 different menโ€

Uppers at dawn, downers at duskโ€”survival is a cycle.

Coffee to kickstart a day you dread; cocktails to numb another night alone.

Commence your diurnal period by self-medicating with a stimulant. Conclude your nocturnal cycle by self-medicating with a sedative.

(The only reason they didn't go with the last one is that it didn't fit on the wall)

Start your day with coffee to get going.

Finish work with cocktails to relax and enjoy.

End your day with cock for a good night sleep.