Virgin penis

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Wait is this a blood clot demo that's been relabeled

The vegans re-labeled it too

This looks like a parody of all those bullshit incel images explaining how a woman's vagina will become loose if she's promiscuous.

There is actually a lot of scientific evidence to back this up. Many male prostitutes will undergo a natural transformation where their penis turns into a breakfast burrito, so they can charge for the night and then again for food in the morning.

Transformers: burritos in disguise!

im gonna need some context for the original image

Penile implants to combat erectile dysfunction - you can see the original annotations about the valve and pump located in the scrotum, along with the inflatable bladder that gets insert in the shaft.

Fleshlight designs are getting weird (they were getting weird before too, it's just that now also).

You can insert a cockroach into your penis. Its eat all the accumulated semen and when finish its get out. Is pretty easy and safety to do.

I think Google AI mentioned something about this 🤔

Also that jumping off the golden gate bridge is a viable way to deal with depression.

To be fair, I haven't heard any complaints of depression from people who have jumped off the golden gate bridge, so it seems true. 🤔

Looks like COPD for the artery that leads to the penis, or cancerous growth in the artery