I summon shid in your pant

Missmuffet@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 496 points –
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I know for a fact that I will probably get my ass handed to me by the US Government for what I may do with magic powers in real life.

Luckily I don't live in fantasy land in my head I live in reality. Despite being a digimon.

Cast the constipation spell instead

shit in pants is temporary, bloating and persistent abdominal discomfort 24/7 can drive a person insane

Testicular torsion quickly becomes boring when you figure out that you can just teleport away the air out of their lungs, turning the lungs to mush