Some conservative talking points really grind my gears

merari42@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 792 points –
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Reminds me, I drive a school bus part-time and my bus has a malfunctioning sensor in the transmission and so on the screen on the dashboard it says "CHECK TRANS". So every morning I'm like looks down at crotch "yup, still trans!"

Torque reduction planetary gears ready to take extreme loads whilst nicely ribbed and lubed for your pleasure.

I love a nice thick spline shaft in my tight bore

angular momentum on the fly intensifies

The literal fly on the flywheel clings on for dear life, intensifyingly so.

When i hear those talking points i really could shift into a higher gear of rage

Just dont misplace the checkballs in the valvebody

Have you noticed how transmissions have no cockpit? But they look like a thing you could comfortably sit on. Before automatics they had stick shifts.