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no_nothing@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz – 188 points –
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Looks like it's steamed chicken and broccoli again. Thanks chef beefcake

"enjoy your chicken breasts and steamed broccoli"

Protip: boil your broccoli in salted water. As long as you don't boil it to snot it'll be just as nutritious but taste a fair bit better. Poke it with a fork regularly to check done-ness. Should take around 6 minutes or so.

What in my comment suggested I boil broccoli? Or that I need tips?

What in my comment suggested I thought either of those things? There's more people here than just you.

Go talk to them, don't start a cooking blog on my comment lol

No fuck you I AM starting a cooking blog on your comment. You can save the leftovers from broccoli and cauliflower, stems and leaves, and make a lovely pesto. Simply cook with a bunch of garlic in a small amount of salted water. Add plenty of oil, and blend to a paste using an immersion blender. Tastes great on fusilli!

That adage completely ignores all the coked up kitchen staff that do fantastic work.

Wasn't he one of Obama's bodyguard or something like that?

Why not?

the joke is that they don't eat so they don't love food a much a big chef. so nothibg factual in that