Putin issues nuclear warning over US missiles

return2ozma@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world – 53 points –
Putin issues nuclear warning over US missiles
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West wants to station Nukes at Russian borders.

Russia: "No, that's to close to me" cryingwojak.jpg

Signs contract for Ukraines sovereignty in exchange for no nukes stationed there.

Doesn't honor contract by attacking Ukraine

West bring out the nukes

Russia: Supprised Pikachu face

All Russia has to do is fuck off from Ukrainian soil as per maps before 2014, pay reparations for the next 100 years and we all good.

pay reparations for the next 100 years

When we did that to Germany it led to something far worse

Only because the reparations weren't severe enough to prevent Germany from becoming another military superpower but too severe to be handwaved away.

Either give a slap on the wrist or make the country literally paraplegic. Don't just put a knife in the shoulder and call it a day.

Bro, don’t you have like half-a-million graves to dig?

that was was just last month numbers,

Lol, for what bodies? They're all rotting in the sun in Ukraine.

What a fucking pussy.

Go cry harder lil putler

Anybody else hear some meaningless rattling noise?

Fuck Ukraine!!

ohoh vatnik you are failing as a bot. You know what that means right? Off to the front!

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