Is JD Vance mad at cat ladies because they won't let him eat their cats?

Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 302 points –
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I've never seen so many people just ignore the double entendre of this whole conversation.

I doubt JD Vance cares about pleasuring women though, so he isn't interested in eating them out

I see we're doing some better numbers over here in showerthoughts!

Thanks for the tip

Just seemed like a more appropriate fit. As I'm sure we've all thought about good ol' JD eating house pets whilst in the shower. When we aren't thinking about sultry couches, anyways.

Of course, we already know he’s an illegal alien from space. He only married his wife because she already had children he could claim were his own. In truth, he sleeps in a separate room with the chaise lounge he’s currently with.

It's always projection with these people so you may be on to something here.

I take it you've never seen what kind of damage and desecration a cat can do to a couch?

Don't ask him about the fate of his first love. Its still a tenders spot. No amount of upholstery will remove that damage.

It is an Ohio delicacy. That and chili on spaghetti

No. And he's not just mad at cat ladies.

This whole idea that people with biological children are more invested in the future of the country than those without kids is just a thinly disguised dog whistle that's firmly rooted in misogyny and homophobia.

This is a line that theoretically doesn't precisely and specifically just target homosexuals, there's also "collateral damage" to infertile couples and those who choose to go child-free. And there's a sufficient number of those people that it serves as the basis for plausible deniability. That they specifically call out "cat ladies" fully reflects the misogynistic aspects of it. But make no mistake, this is undeniably a basis they might use to deny rights to the LGBT+ community.

He must have been dumped by someone that had a cat and it broke his ?

I'm a way... Yes. He's such a creeper none of the ladies will let him eat their cats.