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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 453 points –

Still better than soggy-ass poutine fries

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Shut your mouth, poutine is glorious.

Where are the cheese curds? Where is the gravy? This is just dry crispy chips with sliced olives on top

Fries are meant to be crispy. Fuckin fight me, you snot eating fry slurper

Edit: Ah, I see this comment has attracted the attention of the FLQ

Just eat the poutine faster, before the gravy can soggify your fries!

Yeah, but gravy is mid at best. Cheese curd is also just meh.

You continue to disappoint me. Maybe if your stopped eating crispy fries your tongue wouldn't be all sandpapered away

I could peel the flesh off a freshly killed gazelle: much like a lion

Exactly! Your palete lacks the refinement for enjoying such a succulent dish like poutine!

Your replies have been so good, I'm bumping this whole thread.

Fucking A grade internet fight, lads - don't stop now!

I wear that label with PRIDE. You lack of enjoying good food.... person!

This probably isn't bad, but not as good as it could be. I often make "taco fries" which is just french fries seasoned with taco seasoning instead of salt and then topped with hot sauce, sour cream, cheese and black olives. Sometimes I add meat; most of the time, tho, I am making this because I don't have any meat to just make tacos.

Why are we talking about poutine? All I see is olives on fries

I saw tux there for a sec before the post was entirely on my screen. Maybe 4 hours of sleep isn't enough

I also enjoy The 1975.

However, I don't think potatoes and olives would be very good together...unless you add cheese, bacon, sour cream, and chives.