No Unyuns

TokenBoomer@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 185 points –
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I hesitate to ask about the folding of genitals...

Well, you get your genitals and then you fold them.

Yes... but how?

I don't think I'm explaining this right, you grab your genitals and fold it over itself.

Hotdog or hamburger style?

That's a personal choice, but, historically the preferred style is the hamburger.

"33 lunar seconds"

You really had to bring relativity to a fucking joga class. How am I supposed to center myself with existential horrors of the block universe and my illusionary free will.

block universe

Next up: Minecraft yoga

Hard pass. I only do hot, wet and naked yoga while being observed by bald eagles.

The genital folding will continue until morale flexibility improves.

Shit. I can only do solar seconds... Dammit! I stopped eating onions for no reason!

The wetter the better. Can still eat all the garlic you want.