Trump Abruptly Dumps Another Interview, Sending His Team into a Panic

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Low energy, weird. Everyone is saying it.

I heard the stress of the campaign is causing Trump to have explosive diarrhea. He can’t be interviewed because the stench causes everyone to vomit. Many such cases.

What I’ve been hearing is that Vance and Peter Thiel are running things behind the scenes because Trump’s brain is so cooked

Stress of such neck breaking (in another article) and hectic schedules is making Trump pooping during interviews... Ardent supporters can keep napkins and show solidarity in support of the most diplomatic, selfless and most importantly logical leader by wiping his orange brained buttocks. /s

Makes sense. Biden wasn't able to keep up with a demanding campaign schedule either, it was one of the big reasons he needed to withdraw. Trump is around the same age, and frankly it's just a lot to ask of an elderly person.

It's not like he'll cancel his rallies, he recreationally enjoys those. So the interviews are what get dumped.

edit for grammar

The rallies also offer no challenge. Interviews, potentially, have tough questions or a hostile audience. He enjoys the rallies because it’s just bunch of people propping up his ego without giving one shit about what he says.

Also a separation so the smell can't be directly attributed to him.

I wonder what the chances are of him living just long enough to see Harris inaugurated before his rotted brain gives out on him.

Losing to a woman of colour should shatter his ego hard enough to send him to his grave.

Hello, not trying to be "that guy" but loosing is the act of releasing an object. Losing is the opposite of winning. While readable and I know what you meant, I just thought I'd point it out in case you had used the spelling by accident. Sorry to bother. It's just a tiny pet peeve of mine and if you don't care, carry on. Cheers!

He'll definitely release an object when he sees her win.

Imagine he steals the election and then dies before inauguration.

President Vance. Jesus buttfucking Christ.

Jesus can do that to himself? Damn

"He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus." - Revelations 22:20. Seriously!

Hence the expression "Jesus fucking Christ"!

Then we get JD Vance. Yuck.

Well yeah, I just meant it'd be funny.

Also his cult will probably lose their shit.

If he died in front of 10K people, live on camera, and had a coroner pronounce him dead on the spot, no one there would believe it. It would be an elaborate plan of his to dissappear for a while, regroup, and come back like Jesus, or, an elaborate plan by the damned librels to something something.

Fair. I’m sure they’d find a way to blame liberals too.

Can't wait for the Thanksgiving dinner conversations

He's gotta know he's going to prison at this point.