What can you say about your spaceship but not about your significant other?Hwats_so_funny_meow@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world – 32 points – 1 years ago31Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldShe may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.You came in that? You're braver than I thought.Sheβs built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistroMy thoughts exactly. Kif, tell the lady captain that her sexy, masculine other captain is ready to see her boobiesSure, it looks pretty sleek and modern, but under the hood it's an old cargo hauler with lots of junk in the trunkItβs bigger on the inside. A real wizard sleeve.So a tardisNo, that's pretty accurate either way.If you ride her through the black hole she'll moan and complain but probably finish the journeyIt's what you CAN'T say about both...It says what you CAN say about your spaceship and CAN'T say about your SOShe's designed to withstand atmospheric pressure anywhere between zero and oneHmm, so going deep see diving would be a bad idea...Is your girlfriend the titan submersibleShe may look pretty rough, but she does what I need of her.On a typical voyage she has 2 pilots, 10 engineers, a field maintenance crew, and 24 colonial marines inside her.She's been used for countless loads, and she always seems to enjoy getting banged aroundI've never threatened to cut someone in half with my significant other.She's old, but she'll get your there.Get my what there?Sheβs only 130,000 tons!"She's a beauty"It's an unspoken thing, but I always touch my dice for luck before I jump.I'm going where no man has gone before.Looks like it's back heavy but it'll do.I come in peace.Fly her apart then!Jettisoning spent fuel isn't such a smelly process.Iβm givin her all sheβs got Captain"Calm your engines!"She gets there pretty quickly
She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.
Sheβs built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistroMy thoughts exactly. Kif, tell the lady captain that her sexy, masculine other captain is ready to see her boobies
My thoughts exactly. Kif, tell the lady captain that her sexy, masculine other captain is ready to see her boobies
Sure, it looks pretty sleek and modern, but under the hood it's an old cargo hauler with lots of junk in the trunk
If you ride her through the black hole she'll moan and complain but probably finish the journeyIt's what you CAN'T say about both...It says what you CAN say about your spaceship and CAN'T say about your SO
It's what you CAN'T say about both...It says what you CAN say about your spaceship and CAN'T say about your SO
She's designed to withstand atmospheric pressure anywhere between zero and oneHmm, so going deep see diving would be a bad idea...Is your girlfriend the titan submersible
On a typical voyage she has 2 pilots, 10 engineers, a field maintenance crew, and 24 colonial marines inside her.She's been used for countless loads, and she always seems to enjoy getting banged around
She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.
You came in that?
You're braver than I thought.
Sheβs built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro
My thoughts exactly. Kif, tell the lady captain that her sexy, masculine other captain is ready to see her boobies
Sure, it looks pretty sleek and modern, but under the hood it's an old cargo hauler with lots of junk in the trunk
Itβs bigger on the inside. A real wizard sleeve.
So a tardis
No, that's pretty accurate either way.
If you ride her through the black hole she'll moan and complain but probably finish the journey
It's what you CAN'T say about both...
It says what you CAN say about your spaceship and CAN'T say about your SO
She's designed to withstand atmospheric pressure anywhere between zero and one
Hmm, so going deep see diving would be a bad idea...
Is your girlfriend the titan submersible
She may look pretty rough, but she does what I need of her.
On a typical voyage she has 2 pilots, 10 engineers, a field maintenance crew, and 24 colonial marines inside her.
She's been used for countless loads, and she always seems to enjoy getting banged around
I've never threatened to cut someone in half with my significant other.
She's old, but she'll get your there.
Get my what there?
Sheβs only 130,000 tons!
"She's a beauty"
It's an unspoken thing, but I always touch my dice for luck before I jump.
I'm going where no man has gone before.
Looks like it's back heavy but it'll do.
I come in peace.
Fly her apart then!
Jettisoning spent fuel isn't such a smelly process.
Iβm givin her all sheβs got Captain
"Calm your engines!"
She gets there pretty quickly