She's beautiful

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I'm just imagining in like 10 more years or so she's going to end up having horse pubes and horse heads sticking out of her armpits and horse heads growing down her legs and shaving them off is going to be a real neightmare

Do you turn into something when you see the child?
Do you turn into the worst possible being a human could be? A horse girl?

Yes, you suddenly have strong opinions on the best breeds, and you have 5 names picked out for horses that you will never own. It's sad to see.

But seeing Medusa's snakes turns you to stone, not snakes. Snakes bask on stone. Maybe you turn into a grassy field!

reverse mermaids would be really really bad at small talk

Human luck means those are our parents, but we got horse tail for hair, instead of anything cool.