Russia covers nuclear bombers with tyres

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Russia covers nuclear bombers with tyres
telegraph.co.uk
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As much as I’d like to laugh as any Russian military stupidity, the aircraft in the picture doesn’t appear to have propellers attached, so it’s likely in some form of maintenance. Without the weight of engines and props, any strong wind over the wings is likely to move the plane around quite a lot. Putting tires on the wings disrupts the lift and helps keep the plane from moving around in storms.

That feels like a better explanation then the other theory that they are used for some form of anti-drone tech.

Would the tires do anything to protect them other than blunt the damage? Ignoring the fact that each tire conveniently has a bomb sized hole in each section?

I would imagine shrapnel would have an easier time going through a tire then through the exterior of the plane. And those bombs already do that.

Tires are very tough. Aircraft skin is very thin. I think tires would help reduce damage from shrapnel, but agree that weight and airfoil disruption is also a very plausible expansion.

Yeah I don't see how this would provide any additional benefit, even if tires were literally the only thing you had to work with

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I hear a better way to protect your planes is not starting a losing war.

If a drone hits the tire a loud boing sound plays.

Why not just paint the planes the color of the asphalt?

My guess: You can remove the tires for flight, paint adds weight and I don't see the Russian army scraping off the current paint without fucking up the primer/anti corrosion layer.

Are the planes not already painted? Why not just paint them grey to begin with?

Light paint keeps the heat away, so it's the default. Plus, this entire kerfuffle has been a matter class in lack of planning. They never thought they would need it, so why bother painting 50+ year old planes another color.

In the case of strategic bombers, anti-flash white is a key feature to reflect as much of the thermal pulse of a nuclear detonation as possible; theoretically you want these planes to survive the apocalypse that they're unleashing to return to base and do it again.

paint adds weight

Me, gesturing broadly at the massive weight of all these tires

Which is why i said they could easily be removed for flight...

most likely explanation: somebody's uncle owns a tire factory and is a good salesman.. or even more likely, somebody stole a bunch of military tires from the Army, and then sold them to the Air Force as an effective "drone deterrent"..

4chan /k/ calls it "cope tires". Fun fact, /k/ came up with the term "cope cages" for the Russian tanks too.

Is not tire from car, is special military shield unit. dumb westerners have no clues on our advanced military gearings.

  • Tyre is a city in the middle east.
  • Tires are the round black rubber things you drive on.
  • Tired is how I feel when people spell the second like the first.
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