What would you rather eat a poop flavored chocolate, or chocolate flavored poop?

Mr. Satan@monyet.cc to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world – 2 points –

If one was indistinguishable from the other: taste, scent, texture, temperature, etc. You can't tell apart the real thing from your choice, but you know 100% what you are eating.

What would you choose and why?

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Great question Mr. Satan. I’d probably say the poop flavored chocolate, simply because it is chocolate and not poop.

Nobody ever got Dysentery or Cholera from poop flavored chocolate.

I’m pretty sure no one’s ever gotten dysentery or cholera from chocolate flavored poop either.

Correct me if I’m wrong…

Nice try, I am lactose intolerance so if I eat the first my body will produce the second rather quickly.

I dunno, do we get to try samples of both?

If you mix them, they cancel each other out.

In what way? Because there a lot of bad things about poo other than the taste.

Easy.
Poop flavored chocolate.

Chances are, it would be more healthy (unless deliberately using poop itself as an ingredient).

Wouldn't chocolate-flavoured poop just be like a chocolate mousse with some sweetcorn sprinkled in? I'd definitely eat that rather than the thing that tastes like actual shit.

So I've have the cat poop coffee (Kopi Luwak) before and it was absolutely revolting, tasted nothing like coffee. So probably poop flavored chocolate is the way to go.

chocolate-flavored poop. If it’s 100% indistinguishable from a chocolate bar, this is probably just poop from a unicorn or some other mythical beast that only poops wholesome things.

Strangely had this thought earlier today because I got asked this back in the day but definitely eat the chocolate

I choose to fling them both at the person serving me this atrocity, then punch him in the kidneys while he's distracted.