ahh, the good ol' days

coyotino [he/him]@beehaw.org to Jokes and Humor@beehaw.org – 191 points –
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I don't have time to play video games 😔.

I bought Mario Wonder and it's been sitting on my desk, still wrapped, for two weeks.

Damn...

I was SOOOooo loking forward to playing "the new Doom", so I wated... and waited... and waited... and I greew up, found a job, had a kid, and... now I don't have time to play 😔.

You mean my roommates car
They got me a sweet race car bed last year

You should ask your roommates to get you a CB radio for Christmas so you can talk to other car beds!

This is so bullshit.

Super Spider Mario Man hasn't even left alpha.

The first part. Stay with the first part. No need for that ending.