God Rule

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Yo God is holding the Holy Hand Grenade

Just for a fun fact of the day, it is a globus cruciger, which is an icon meant to represent Christian authority over the world.

It coincidentally looks a bit like the older ball-shaped grenades with pull pins on top, which is why one was made into the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

If we're talking nature, God has some really twisted ideas about sex and procreation in general.

Just ask bedbugs ("traumatic insemination") or angler fish ("parasitic mating").

They'd just reply you "fell from grace" sometime after birth, due to sin.