Grinchmas

JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 376 points –
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You are sexy, Mr. Grinch
You really look good in heels
You're as gentle as the jailer, you can tie me to the wheel, Mr. Grinch
I'm a bad boy and you make me kneel

You're a masochist, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of sickness, making me drink from a bowl, Mr. Grinch
You can sodomize me with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole

Narrator: And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say – that the Grinch’s small penis grew three sizes that day.

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