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eleefece@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 886 points –
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Who's job is it to breed anime girls and where do I sign up?

How many tenticles do you have?

The normal amount

the average is 1

Is 39 too many? Asking for a friend.

Tell your friend they have a very bright future in a very dim part of the internet. For the best chances of success they will need a ring light and a conversational amount of Japanese, Chinese, and Russian.

Pretty sure the average is less than one...

Just like on average women have more than 206 bones in their body on the count of pregnancy and an uncomfortable amount of penises.

1963 anime girl:

2023 anime girl:

Weird pants but everything else goes hard.

I will not stand for this slander against worn jorts

Why weird?

I can see it. It's hard to tell whether they're excessively frayed or fur-lined, which would be weird for short shorts

Those are actually pubes, not leg hair, pubes. Nude shot looks like she has a wookie scalp on her pelvis.

Yeah, this. In combination with the boots I thought it was kinda weird to have something for warmth that is extremely short.

Link died fyi.

See how pugs stand the rest of time compared to the anime thing? Curious