Happy New Year Coders.

SagXD@lemy.lol to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 561 points –
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Dude what, replace all of those with me skiing while my mouse jiggler keeps my slack status active lol

Is slack more intelligent than teams for this? With teams you can open a word doc and put something on the space bar and it'll keep you active

You can also press and hold the arrow key on the Desktop. I assume this works because of keyboard based navigation

This is my new New Year resolution. You got any good mouse jiggler recommendations?

does slack seriously monitor mouse movements ? heavens above.

If needed just use a website. The electron app is just that + tracking

does the web version set your status as 'active' ?

I was getting emails about pull requests and issues all night. It's like some people just took advantage of everybody being outside of the house to code 😅

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Oh, those are arms. I thought the moustache was a bit too stylish for the character.

I spent the last day refactoring code for a (private) project. But I drank coffee. This isn't accurate at all!

At least we know how to make fun of ourselves.

Can't get dates, but we have humor. :)

I actually got off my arse and did some productive programming over the Christmas break. Spent too long vegetating in front of the computer watching YouTube vids or playing games.

That's kinda sad though.

Nah programming is awesome 😎

The guy only looks unhappy on the outside, inside he's pleased to be programming lol

Yes. Normally, the format shows when he realises he has to debug and collapses on the keyboard, but not this time.

I would find it funny a couple of years ago. Nowadays, it feels kind of sad.