Large. Because they Just Can't Get Enough.

Flying Squid@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 548 points –
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You know god damn well she's not gonna order a Jesus at all and just nibble at yours.

I recall seeing an item on a menu once that said something like “girlfriend’s not hungry: an extra long fork, $0.00” or “the freeloader: extra long fork, $0.00”

There's a guaraná flavored soda in brazil called "Jesus", so this makes perfect sense to me.

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are we talkin hollow jesus, or solid?

the hollow ones always seem to taste better

Well, you know it's not just how hungry you are, It's A Matter Of Time.

Just saw them live and it was an incredible concert. Highly recommended if you can attend their present tour

Ugh, people who get Jesus for the table and then to pawn it off are the worst. Like at least get something interesting if you're gonna try and push it on someone

Rachelle smirks like Nicolas Cage

"I'm gonna steal the Jesus statue of Rio de Janeiro."

And just put it on her lawn.