I always like to think that if my female toy poodle could talk she would sound like a fat biker and scream slurs at things all day long
The idea of the inner monologue of my cute teddy bear dog sounding like the guy from rogue warrior always brings me a chuckle
In the other post someone posted a comic that goes:
"I wish to swap bodies with the human"
"I wish they couldn't talk anymore"
This one:
Bro what a good boy. Imagine never having to deal with human bullshit like money again. You get to chill, eat food that you think is delicious, play sports, and just generally only ever have to worry about that shady mailman fella.
He even took away the one thing that could ruin all that. If a dog could speak they'd be a freak show.
You don't mentally become a dog... you go insane being a human trapped in a foreign body eating flavorless cardboard.
The dog seemed pretty intelligent as soon as it could speak, and most dogs are pretty damn happy. Being human kinda sucks imo and how do you know your new dog taste buds won't love that cardboard? Clearly there's a physical component to taste since covid changed so many people's taste perception.
Admittedly, the one thing that would drive me crazy would be missing my friends
Not lack of opposing thumbs and the ability shit indoors or at least ask clearly to shit outside?
The way I see it the opposable thumbs helped get us into this mess, and they better let me outside lmao, I'm not gonna clean, I'm a dog.
My dog rings a bell when she wants to go outside.
We tried that with our corgi. She learned to abuse it to go play, then after we worked on that, she learned to pretend pee after going out before trying to play.
Ours sometimes rings the bell to make us stand up, and then steal our seat, or food.
Thanks for doing the work for me, appreciate you :P
I wouldn't want to try explain to my dog why wishing we could be together forever is a bad wish
It sounds like a good idea until your dog asks to eat you so you can always be with him.
If it's what he wants...
I wish my owner was a chew toy and never dies
I have no mouth and I must scream vibes here
Monkey’s paw: the dog speaks English, but doesn’t understand it.
“I wish I could run forever!”
[zoooooom!]
Wait, are crossposts a thing on Lemmy now? I somehow missed that, but that's pretty cool that it crosses instances
"I WANT TO EAT THE FLESH OF GOD"
Cheeky little midnight snack
I always like to think that if my female toy poodle could talk she would sound like a fat biker and scream slurs at things all day long
The idea of the inner monologue of my cute teddy bear dog sounding like the guy from rogue warrior always brings me a chuckle
In the other post someone posted a comic that goes:
"I wish to swap bodies with the human"
"I wish they couldn't talk anymore"
This one:
Bro what a good boy. Imagine never having to deal with human bullshit like money again. You get to chill, eat food that you think is delicious, play sports, and just generally only ever have to worry about that shady mailman fella.
He even took away the one thing that could ruin all that. If a dog could speak they'd be a freak show.
You don't mentally become a dog... you go insane being a human trapped in a foreign body eating flavorless cardboard.
The dog seemed pretty intelligent as soon as it could speak, and most dogs are pretty damn happy. Being human kinda sucks imo and how do you know your new dog taste buds won't love that cardboard? Clearly there's a physical component to taste since covid changed so many people's taste perception.
Admittedly, the one thing that would drive me crazy would be missing my friends
Not lack of opposing thumbs and the ability shit indoors or at least ask clearly to shit outside?
The way I see it the opposable thumbs helped get us into this mess, and they better let me outside lmao, I'm not gonna clean, I'm a dog.
My dog rings a bell when she wants to go outside.
We tried that with our corgi. She learned to abuse it to go play, then after we worked on that, she learned to pretend pee after going out before trying to play.
Ours sometimes rings the bell to make us stand up, and then steal our seat, or food.
Thanks for doing the work for me, appreciate you :P
I wouldn't want to try explain to my dog why wishing we could be together forever is a bad wish
It sounds like a good idea until your dog asks to eat you so you can always be with him.
If it's what he wants...
I wish my owner was a chew toy and never dies
I have no mouth and I must scream vibes here
Monkey’s paw: the dog speaks English, but doesn’t understand it.
“I wish I could run forever!”
[zoooooom!]
Wait, are crossposts a thing on Lemmy now? I somehow missed that, but that's pretty cool that it crosses instances