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You must be licking some damn good pennies

Just make sure you don't get any ass pennies.

I want to click this link but I'm worried about doing so.

I was expecting the punchline to be Guinness.

I always thought I didn't like beer until I tried a black and tan at a work event and realized Guinness was amazing and all the beer I had tried growing up was terrible

I discovered a few years ago that Milk Stout is the nectar of the gods and I have a very difficult time finding it anywhere.

I've been curious about the stouts with lactose or whatever but I don't want to risk getting the runs

could you take lactaid first? would that help? because it's worth it lol :D

Or Kilkenny. I love it but it does taste like straight up pennies.

I want them to start selling the original original Coke, not that newfangled crap they introduced in 1900.

"Next, I'm gonna put the coke back in Coca-Cola" -Elon Musk

Fuck, I'd pay to watch that... It'd be like Hitler all jacked up and stimming while he watched the Olympics

Funny you mention that cause it's though hitler actually took drugs throughout his life, including during the Olympics.

That's an excellent description, I could really taate it. Now I'm thirsty.

If you want something that tastes like pennies, try Brio. I like it. I doubt anyone else here will.