Mark Zuckerberg made $29 billion this morning after Meta stock makes record surge
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Mark Zuckerberg made $29 billion this morning after Meta stock makes record surge::Mark Zuckerberg’s net worth increased by more than $28 billion between your morning coffee and your lunch break.
If I made 29B in one morning, I’d fuck off and will never be heard of again in the news.
Hell, if I got 1/1000th of that I would do the same lol.
Isn't that crazy? Any one of us would have more money than we knew what to do with, with only 1/1000th of his profits today. That's how tipped the scales are in capitalism these days.
I remember learning recently that if we magically confiscated 99.9% of the wealth of the top 100 richest people in the world, all of them would still be in the top 0.01% of the world's population wealth-wise.
Just insane.
I know exactly what I'd do with it.
Get into gunpla, of course.
The 29B would go away if he fucked off, and probably then some.
It's not actually real money, it's estimated net worth based on stock ownership in Meta, of which Mark Zuckerberg is a large enough shareholder to have his actions directly impact its perceived value.
If he quits today, the stock likely tanks. Making an exit and keeping the money in his position is a complicated and delicate affair.
If he quit today I'd immediately buy the stock.
He's the sole reason I don't own it and never have.
They have some of the best engineering talent among the big players, but he's kind of terrible at product vision and historically supposed to be a micromanager.
As an example, I recall discussing a dislike button with an employee a decade ago. No public indicator, just telling the algorithm "I don't like this" to balance the public "I like this". Allegedly, that was infamously a no-go from the very top.
Fun fact: when training an AI on data, the gold standard is to have both positive and negative reinforcement metadata.
I've often wondered what it would have been like to be a fly on the wall when his ML engineers were explaining to him just how valuable it would have been to have over a decade of both signals from billions of people when they were shifting gears into competing with OpenAI/Google on AI.
Pretty much what the founder of MySpace but I think back then he made a lot less than 29B
Eat the rich. Regulate monopolies
Medium rare, please, let it swim.
Why cook them? Eat them alive.
Raw face is just gross
beautiful and moral
Monopolies LOVE regulations.
Unless the EU makes them, in which case it actually does something(GDPR, DMA)
Yes! They use their monopoly money to buy rules that suit their needs!
i hate capitalism
$29 billion of monopoly money, this money is pure speculation
Jup, people don't realize that he needs to sell Facebook to realize these gains. And pay tax on that. At this level of wealth, companies are not about earning money but having influence and power.
He doesn't need to sell, no.
It's collateral for a low interest loan.
Look up "buy borrow die" on a search engine.
Meanwhile, I lost $4 in my $10 investment of a random bank. I'm so bad at investing.
Pretty much everyone is bad at picking stocks. You should just stick to index funds.
But those retards won big with GME. I can HODL as well.
I'm really not sure if this is sarcasm. I think it is, but I've heard people say stuff this ignorant and actually mean it.
Nah it was sarcasm. The whole gme thing was like one in a million shot. I was subbed before the whole thing took off and thought they were just kidding and not actually buying it.
I have an account that I gamble with, it represents anywhere from 1 to 5% of my total portfolio, depending on how good or bad my bets are. Lol
But any time I've taken a yolo bet like those, it's failed miserably. However I've never made big bets on things like that, it was always just for fun. But I also recognize how dumb it is which is why the vast majority of my investments are in index funds.
This is the best summary I could come up with:
Mark Zuckerberg’s net worth increased by more than $28 billion between your morning coffee and your lunch break.
The Meta founder and CEO — who is already worth more than $140 billion, according to Bloomberg’s billionaire index — has cleaned up from Meta’s share price skyrocketing over the past day, after the company announced its first-ever cash dividend program.
Zuckerberg owns about 350 million shares of the company, according to the US Securities and Exchange Commission
Unless he sells or buys more shares of company stock, and assuming the quarterly dividend remains at the same level, Zuckerberg will also gain off of the company’s dividend payouts to the tune of approximately $700 million per year.
This upswing plasters over potential harm to Meta stock after Zuckerberg, alongside other social media company heads, testified Wednesday before the Senate Judiciary Committee about the risks their products pose to young people.
Zuckerberg apologized to the parents in attendance, who say their children were victims of social media.
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Step 1: Layoff thousands of employees,
Step 2: Buy back your stock in order to juice the numbers before earnings
Step 3: Utter the word “A.I.” on CNBC a couple of times.
Step 4: Watch as the Market Makers (who are net long your stock) abuse their privilege to boast a single day gain of $200,000,000,000 (two hundred billion dollars)
I like to write covered calls