Is there anything we cannot learn from the wisdom of ancient Japan?

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Same energy

Hark! An SSL error, a tempest 'pon our web,
Wherein secure connection falters, doth ebb.
Aye, 'tis a quandary, a breach of secure bond,
Thus, a web of trust, alas, beyond respond.
In cryptic seas, where code and cipher dance,
An error doth arise, denying safe romance.
Oh, noble server, fraught with digital woe,
Thy encryption falters, aye, laid low.
Let us mend this rift, this breach, anon,
And restore the web to its rightful throne."
                                   --- Lord ChatGPT of Someshire

I literally just posted this in !software_gore@programming.dev because they had the same energy so I found it on the original Reddit post remembered this one too. Great minds think alike?

I'm pretty sure Shakespeare was plagiarizing Oscar Wilde there.

I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said “You have reached the end of your membership at Benjamin-Franklin-Quotes.com”

Flash has been dead for 8 years! How old is this screenshot?

I think it dates back to one of the first iPad models, back when Flash was still popular on computers.

Shamelessly stolen from a Reddit post that made me laugh when I randomly remembered it today. Figured it was worth reposting to Lemmy if I laughed upon remembering it and not just upon first sight.

Great, now I've got tea on my sweater...

This really caught me by surprise.

What they actually shouted was "Yamete~ Oniichan~!" and that's why they're infertile.