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That's not a child's handwriting

Could be, as they start learning English in 2nd grade or after in Germany. But yeah, my kids are way older, and their handwriting is far worse :))

noooooo lol that's adults handwriting. Kids handwriting looks like drunken chicken scratch until they're past 4-5th grade if they're regularly encouraged to practice. The "neat" student handwriting I have seen is still marginally worse than this. The start/stop of the penmarks and overall uniformity is pretty telling imo.

The "R" in mushroom is what gave it away. No child in the history of reproduction has written one like that.

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Englisch

Germans maybe?

Protection? Protection from what? Ze Germans?

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What's to stop you blowing your bollocks off every time you sit down?

This won't happen to my kids. Their mother's toy is more dragon shaped

"I heard mom and dad slaying that bad dragon last night!"

I've seen one of those kinds of toys being sold for men and I'm just like "what men have more than the one hole for these?" I really wanna see a dude with 2 buttholes. That'd be neat.

Faster shitting, but more to clean. Wonder if it would be more or less efficient.

Two in the pink, one in the stink.