Chuck Norris ACTION JANTS

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Chuck Norris is a theofascist piece of shit.

That's only real-world Chuck Norris. You know, the one no-one cares about

Ok here's something I feel uninformed on. Why?

Well, for example: do you care about real - world - Chuck's opinions?

I don't care about him, I just want to know what makes him a theofascist

He’s just a typical right wing supporter that enjoys conspiracies. Which pretty much makes him a theofacist.

In another article, Norris argued against stimulus relief during the time of COVID-19, quoting a bunch of dead old white guys that we call "the Founding Fathers" to support his position. Apparently, in the article, he pulled those as excerpts from his own book, Black Belt Patriotism. Some of his articles push even further into conspiracy theory-style right-wing talking points, such as this one piece that claims Black Americans have been killed for being "conservative and President Trump supporters." 

https://www.grunge.com/250930/the-truth-about-chuck-norris-hidden-passion/

And scrolling through this shitty site past the lame “facts” gets you things like chuckles being against same sex marriage, if Obama were elected we’d have 1000 years of darkness, him not believing in evolution and being an anti-vaxxer.

https://www.thethings.com/20-things-about-chuck-norris-that-fans-choose-to-ignore/#his-world-of-warcraft-ads

The guy is a shithead.

Is his genitals internal ?

These were actually a thing; they had a high crotch (which allows better mobility; a lowered crotch on jeans and a looser cut will actually restrict mobility), and they had a gusset to allow an even greater range of movement.