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I have enabled the "swipe to upvote" gesture on Sync, so you made me like your post lmao

I always disable that and didn't even think of it! That's so funny!

Oh, I thought that was the joke šŸ˜‚

The joke was just to make you scroll for no reason but the fact that sync can do that makes the joke much funnier lmao

Same. I actually thought that was the joke at first, until I realized this is probably app-specific behavior, and not widely known.

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like ā€œwhat the fuckā€ and ā€œcall the policeā€. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Please put an SFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to stop furiously monsterbaiting. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like ā€œwhat the fuckā€ and ā€œcall the policeā€. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men who aren't masterbuilding together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post SFW.

ā€¦ fuck you! I have swipe to comment! I expected boobs and now I gotta write an essay about lorem ipsum dolor dolor sit amet

Do you smell that guys? I smell familiarity with unfederated systems.

You made me swipe to the next post and I had to come back to try and figure out this new photo swiping thing only to go to the next post again