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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Don't tell me how to live my life! You're not even my real dad!

Damn, I came to say pretty much verbatim this. It's blowing my mind that we had the exact same thought at roughly the exact same time

Instantly ejaculated the second I saw the image.

I guess that means I followed the rule?

Is this the origin of your username? Did someone ask you if you found the pear sexiest?