Most normal police encounter in the newsNoFood4u@sopuli.xyz to Memes@sopuli.xyz – 500 points – 2 months ago22Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldIt was coal at the beginning of the traffic stopBest comment ever written in the history of the internet1 more...1 more...probably routine traffic stop that revealed he had a warrant for a long history of smuggling things up his ass...It was probably Hans Niemann thenCan I somehow register my history of smuggling things up my ass? Just in case I'm being stopped in traffic...just get arrested a couple times...Sir, I need your driver's license and registration. Also, bend over...Not a single thing about this sounds "routine""routine" You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means1 more...why he look like he has 44 more diamonds hiding somewhere else that the police didn't found???Diamonds are stored in the balls!Suspect, on the bench at booking time to the guy next to him: "Ha! They missed 1."“Spread your cheeks and lift your sac!”Eh they're brown diamondsOfficers: Ben Dover and Seymour Butts Eusebio Padilla, 23, was stopped in Albuquerque for not having a license plate DumbassWhy not just leave them in at that point? Lolwhy didn't you censor out the website, we could have been guessing all sorts of websites like fox news or CNN.DiamondButtAppearanlty it's a very common thing for criminals to put drugs up their ass, stories like these have been showing up for years"Now if you don't mind pissing in this cup for me so I don't have to force a catheter up your urethra."1 more...
It was coal at the beginning of the traffic stopBest comment ever written in the history of the internet1 more...1 more...
probably routine traffic stop that revealed he had a warrant for a long history of smuggling things up his ass...It was probably Hans Niemann thenCan I somehow register my history of smuggling things up my ass? Just in case I'm being stopped in traffic...just get arrested a couple times...
Can I somehow register my history of smuggling things up my ass? Just in case I'm being stopped in traffic...just get arrested a couple times...
why he look like he has 44 more diamonds hiding somewhere else that the police didn't found???Diamonds are stored in the balls!
Eusebio Padilla, 23, was stopped in Albuquerque for not having a license plate DumbassWhy not just leave them in at that point? Lol
why didn't you censor out the website, we could have been guessing all sorts of websites like fox news or CNN.
Appearanlty it's a very common thing for criminals to put drugs up their ass, stories like these have been showing up for years
"Now if you don't mind pissing in this cup for me so I don't have to force a catheter up your urethra."1 more...
It was coal at the beginning of the traffic stop
Best comment ever written in the history of the internet
probably routine traffic stop that revealed he had a warrant for a long history of smuggling things up his ass...
It was probably Hans Niemann then
Can I somehow register my history of smuggling things up my ass? Just in case I'm being stopped in traffic...
just get arrested a couple times...
Sir, I need your driver's license and registration. Also, bend over...
Not a single thing about this sounds "routine"
"routine"
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
why he look like he has 44 more diamonds hiding somewhere else that the police didn't found???
Diamonds are stored in the balls!
Suspect, on the bench at booking time to the guy next to him: "Ha! They missed 1."
“Spread your cheeks and lift your sac!”
Eh they're brown diamonds
Officers: Ben Dover and Seymour Butts
Dumbass
Why not just leave them in at that point? Lol
why didn't you censor out the website, we could have been guessing all sorts of websites like fox news or CNN.
DiamondButt
Appearanlty it's a very common thing for criminals to put drugs up their ass, stories like these have been showing up for years
"Now if you don't mind pissing in this cup for me so I don't have to force a catheter up your urethra."