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ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 399 points –

Art by me, after a typo by my friend.

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I typed "git pish" and now my keyboard is soaked

Be glad it was your keyboard getting it and not you...

My custom keyboard is freaking expensive -- I'd throw myself in front of my piss to save my keyboard any day!

I've been programming for too long, my brain just autocorrected the typo so initially didn't get the joke...

i never tried it, but i like the idea of https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck for fixing mistakes in the terminal

Beware the DWIM!

In one notorious incident, Warren added a DWIM feature to the command interpreter used at Xerox PARC. One day another hacker there typed delete *$ to free up some disk space. (The editor there named backup files by appending $ to the original file name, so he was trying to delete any backup files left over from old editing sessions.) It happened that there weren't any editor backup files, so DWIM helpfully reported *$ not found, assuming you meant 'delete *'. It then started to delete all the files on the disk!

http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/D/DWIM.html

I always type get and then get very mad when the terminal/powershell tell me how high I am.