I Would Like To Put Lunchmeat On The Cybertruck | DefectorBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 72 points – 3 months agodefector.com12
Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurantFuglyDuck@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 147 points – 3 months agoindependent.co.uk32
Smiling robot face is made from living human skin cellsylai@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 124 points – 3 months agonewscientist.com27
Man impersonates cop only to pull over a real detective and get arrestedRobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 215 points – 3 months agolocal12.com8
George Santos launches OnlyFans account to share ‘full behind the scenes access’uservoid1@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 227 points – 3 months agoyahoo.com15
Louisiana's new "Ten Commandments" law actually contains eleven commandmentsNightOwl@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 481 points – 3 months agoboingboing.net123
Video: Water cannon used on people protesting against Delhi water crisisjo3rn@discuss.tchncs.de to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 465 points – 3 months agoindiatoday.in19
Diesel the escaped pet donkey found living with elk after five years.BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 438 points – 3 months agotheguardian.com21
New Zealand woman sues partner for not taking her to airportschizoidman@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 144 points – 3 months agobbc.com12
General Election 2024: Politicians 'not professional enough to be clowns' as performers and punters weigh up votes in election circusHellfire103@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 125 points – 3 months agonews.sky.com4
This inmate says rat gave birth in his pants- but no suprisemurmur@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 35 points – 3 months agocbc.ca5
‘Make Europe Great Again’: Hungary’s new motto for EU presidency has a familiar ring to itViking_Hippie@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 158 points – 3 months agowral.com15
Vermont Republican secretly poured water into colleague’s bag over monthsBrikoX@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 594 points – 3 months agotheguardian.com102
Ontario man can't collect lottery prize after he forgets where he bought ticketAbovethefold@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 71 points – 3 months agoptv-news.com.pk6
Michigan Republicans' bill: Make AR-15 state's official rifleraoulraoul@midwest.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 234 points – 3 months agodetroitnews.com103
House Republicans' burning problem: 'We desperately need a place to smoke cigars'empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 277 points – 3 months agorawstory.com40
Huawei Is Now Reportedly Selling Beef Products That It Received As Sanctions-Evading Payment For Argentina's 5G EquipmentPostaL@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 291 points – 4 months agowccftech.com18
Israel using trebuchet to fire flaming projectile at HezbollahLinkerbaan@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 197 points – 4 months agonewsweek.com30
How long have you been in there?! A popular tourist destination in China has installed toilet timers. Reactions are mixed.0x815@feddit.de to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 271 points – 4 months agoedition.cnn.com48
Kuwait building blaze: Victims worked for firm whose MD was behind film on misery of workerskippinitreal@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 35 points – 4 months agoindianexpress.com2