What's the most absurd thing you've seen someone refuse to do because of toxic masculinity?PorkRoll@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world – 336 points – 10 months ago401Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsRefusing to use nail polish remover to clean off permanent marker because that's "for women". It's acetone, my dude, acetone.All solvents are gay. That includes water, the gayest of solvents.This makes sense, every gay person I've met drank water.It's like my science used to say in grade school, "100% of people who consume dihydrogen monoxide end up dead". Water has quite a few side effects, the evidence is clear!Just like how 100% of people that conflate correlation & causation die.I mean it was sarcasmPhrasing is wrong. You have consumed water and are alive. The correct phrasing could be something like "100% of people who died have consumed dihydrogen monoxide at some point in their lives". You have consumed water and are alive. Bold assumption! Jokes aside, perhaps that was the phrasing that he used. Unfortunately it's been quite a while since I was in grade school.Water, the universally gay, solvent.If only it could dissolve the gay away.The H in H2O stands for homosexual, it’s true, look it up.Meanwhile I buy my wife nail polish that just happens to be the same color as something I need to touch-up or paint."metallic grey...gee...thanks?"I have at least 2 dozen metallic grey nail polishes lol... I'd be stoked to get another!I don't even know what that means... Like you got a sharpie mark on you? Permanent marker on a white board? What scenario is that lolReal men use isopropyl alcohol.I only use carb cleaner!^(1) /s 1 also acetone
Refusing to use nail polish remover to clean off permanent marker because that's "for women". It's acetone, my dude, acetone.All solvents are gay. That includes water, the gayest of solvents.This makes sense, every gay person I've met drank water.It's like my science used to say in grade school, "100% of people who consume dihydrogen monoxide end up dead". Water has quite a few side effects, the evidence is clear!Just like how 100% of people that conflate correlation & causation die.I mean it was sarcasmPhrasing is wrong. You have consumed water and are alive. The correct phrasing could be something like "100% of people who died have consumed dihydrogen monoxide at some point in their lives". You have consumed water and are alive. Bold assumption! Jokes aside, perhaps that was the phrasing that he used. Unfortunately it's been quite a while since I was in grade school.Water, the universally gay, solvent.If only it could dissolve the gay away.The H in H2O stands for homosexual, it’s true, look it up.Meanwhile I buy my wife nail polish that just happens to be the same color as something I need to touch-up or paint."metallic grey...gee...thanks?"I have at least 2 dozen metallic grey nail polishes lol... I'd be stoked to get another!I don't even know what that means... Like you got a sharpie mark on you? Permanent marker on a white board? What scenario is that lolReal men use isopropyl alcohol.I only use carb cleaner!^(1) /s 1 also acetone
All solvents are gay. That includes water, the gayest of solvents.This makes sense, every gay person I've met drank water.It's like my science used to say in grade school, "100% of people who consume dihydrogen monoxide end up dead". Water has quite a few side effects, the evidence is clear!Just like how 100% of people that conflate correlation & causation die.I mean it was sarcasmPhrasing is wrong. You have consumed water and are alive. The correct phrasing could be something like "100% of people who died have consumed dihydrogen monoxide at some point in their lives". You have consumed water and are alive. Bold assumption! Jokes aside, perhaps that was the phrasing that he used. Unfortunately it's been quite a while since I was in grade school.Water, the universally gay, solvent.If only it could dissolve the gay away.The H in H2O stands for homosexual, it’s true, look it up.
This makes sense, every gay person I've met drank water.It's like my science used to say in grade school, "100% of people who consume dihydrogen monoxide end up dead". Water has quite a few side effects, the evidence is clear!Just like how 100% of people that conflate correlation & causation die.I mean it was sarcasmPhrasing is wrong. You have consumed water and are alive. The correct phrasing could be something like "100% of people who died have consumed dihydrogen monoxide at some point in their lives". You have consumed water and are alive. Bold assumption! Jokes aside, perhaps that was the phrasing that he used. Unfortunately it's been quite a while since I was in grade school.
It's like my science used to say in grade school, "100% of people who consume dihydrogen monoxide end up dead". Water has quite a few side effects, the evidence is clear!Just like how 100% of people that conflate correlation & causation die.I mean it was sarcasmPhrasing is wrong. You have consumed water and are alive. The correct phrasing could be something like "100% of people who died have consumed dihydrogen monoxide at some point in their lives". You have consumed water and are alive. Bold assumption! Jokes aside, perhaps that was the phrasing that he used. Unfortunately it's been quite a while since I was in grade school.
Phrasing is wrong. You have consumed water and are alive. The correct phrasing could be something like "100% of people who died have consumed dihydrogen monoxide at some point in their lives". You have consumed water and are alive. Bold assumption! Jokes aside, perhaps that was the phrasing that he used. Unfortunately it's been quite a while since I was in grade school.
You have consumed water and are alive. Bold assumption! Jokes aside, perhaps that was the phrasing that he used. Unfortunately it's been quite a while since I was in grade school.
Meanwhile I buy my wife nail polish that just happens to be the same color as something I need to touch-up or paint."metallic grey...gee...thanks?"I have at least 2 dozen metallic grey nail polishes lol... I'd be stoked to get another!
"metallic grey...gee...thanks?"I have at least 2 dozen metallic grey nail polishes lol... I'd be stoked to get another!
I don't even know what that means... Like you got a sharpie mark on you? Permanent marker on a white board? What scenario is that lol
Refusing to use nail polish remover to clean off permanent marker because that's "for women". It's acetone, my dude, acetone.
All solvents are gay. That includes water, the gayest of solvents.
This makes sense, every gay person I've met drank water.
It's like my science used to say in grade school, "100% of people who consume dihydrogen monoxide end up dead".
Water has quite a few side effects, the evidence is clear!
Just like how 100% of people that conflate correlation & causation die.
I mean it was sarcasm
Phrasing is wrong. You have consumed water and are alive.
The correct phrasing could be something like "100% of people who died have consumed dihydrogen monoxide at some point in their lives".
Bold assumption! Jokes aside, perhaps that was the phrasing that he used. Unfortunately it's been quite a while since I was in grade school.
Water, the universally gay, solvent.
If only it could dissolve the gay away.
The H in H2O stands for homosexual, it’s true, look it up.
Meanwhile I buy my wife nail polish that just happens to be the same color as something I need to touch-up or paint.
"metallic grey...gee...thanks?"
I have at least 2 dozen metallic grey nail polishes lol... I'd be stoked to get another!
I don't even know what that means... Like you got a sharpie mark on you? Permanent marker on a white board? What scenario is that lol
Real men use isopropyl alcohol.
I only use carb cleaner!^(1) /s
1 also acetone