To be fair, I’d never thought he’d get this far. So maybe, just maybe, at least in an alternate universe, justice will actually be served. 🤞
I was about to ask if I could be transferred to that alternate universe, but maybe I’d actually like to be transferred to one where 2016 went drastically differently.
You are allowed, but in that universe you must actually PokémonGO to the polls.
Please, no. Nope. No. NO!
If only we didn’t shoot that gorilla…
Yeah that sounds easier.
Have you seen the directors cut of butterfly effect? Yeah, I’d like that ending in my alternate universe.
We are the alternate universe that's stupidly fucked up.
The article says that a fine is more likely than prison time. So he'll sell a few more hats, collect some donations from his base, and be good to go.
I feel silly to have to say this but you're fucking kidding me right?
My justice bones lasted all of 10 minutes.
Best case scenario, it takes money that could have been spent on his campaign away.
Well, he's not paying until the appeals process is over, which presumably will go way into the next presidential term.
Ah, good point. So, it just takes away money from rubes.
On a 34 felony count conviction?
Everything that needed to happen already happened.
This is going to get punted through appeals and yeah, nothing of substance is going to happen
Ready for nothing to happen?
To be fair, I’d never thought he’d get this far. So maybe, just maybe, at least in an alternate universe, justice will actually be served. 🤞
I was about to ask if I could be transferred to that alternate universe, but maybe I’d actually like to be transferred to one where 2016 went drastically differently.
You are allowed, but in that universe you must actually PokémonGO to the polls.
Please, no. Nope. No. NO!
If only we didn’t shoot that gorilla…
Yeah that sounds easier.
Have you seen the directors cut of butterfly effect? Yeah, I’d like that ending in my alternate universe.
We are the alternate universe that's stupidly fucked up.
The article says that a fine is more likely than prison time. So he'll sell a few more hats, collect some donations from his base, and be good to go.
I feel silly to have to say this but you're fucking kidding me right?
My justice bones lasted all of 10 minutes.
Best case scenario, it takes money that could have been spent on his campaign away.
Well, he's not paying until the appeals process is over, which presumably will go way into the next presidential term.
Ah, good point. So, it just takes away money from rubes.
On a 34 felony count conviction?
Everything that needed to happen already happened.
This is going to get punted through appeals and yeah, nothing of substance is going to happen