If this post gets 1024 upvotes I will shit my pants after eating a KFC 18 piece spicy bucket.
will you show video proof that you did that
Do I have to?
Proof or ban, it's the law
Fuck it, I’m in.
Downvoting to save my eyes
Upvoting to damn your eyes.
Don't leave us hanging, this could be a true Lemmy moment that will be part of history forever. Like when someone watches a Lemmy video in 10 years this could get mentioned.
Why couldn’t I have a fun moment, like breaking both my arms?
Because shitting your pants after a KFC bucket is enough fun for now.
I look forward to it, SatansMaggotyCumFart
Pics or it didn't happen
Like the eating the chicken, shitty pants or pictures of me shitting?
D. All of the above?
I usually charge extra for scat stuff.
So 1025 upvotes? I would probably throw up seeing scat, but I'm to sacrifice myself for a silly internet event.
Sure.
Haven’t you ever ended up with a little corn on the knob?
A little corn is one thing, but after-KFC stuff it's either a whole log or a half-wet salut shit-shooting with whomps of just gas inbetween. The last one is the hardest to stomack.
If I add in a 26 of some cheap whiskey then it would get really nasty.
I'm all for it.
I'm not american so I'm puzzled by 26 volume. What's that? 26 shots?
If this post gets 1024 upvotes I will shit my pants after eating a KFC 18 piece spicy bucket.
will you show video proof that you did that
Do I have to?
Proof or ban, it's the law
Fuck it, I’m in.
Downvoting to save my eyes
Upvoting to damn your eyes.
Don't leave us hanging, this could be a true Lemmy moment that will be part of history forever. Like when someone watches a Lemmy video in 10 years this could get mentioned.
Why couldn’t I have a fun moment, like breaking both my arms?
Because shitting your pants after a KFC bucket is enough fun for now.
I look forward to it, SatansMaggotyCumFart
Pics or it didn't happen
Like the eating the chicken, shitty pants or pictures of me shitting?
D. All of the above?
I usually charge extra for scat stuff.
So 1025 upvotes? I would probably throw up seeing scat, but I'm to sacrifice myself for a silly internet event.
Sure.
Haven’t you ever ended up with a little corn on the knob?
A little corn is one thing, but after-KFC stuff it's either a whole log or a half-wet salut shit-shooting with whomps of just gas inbetween. The last one is the hardest to stomack.
If I add in a 26 of some cheap whiskey then it would get really nasty.
I'm all for it.
I'm not american so I'm puzzled by 26 volume. What's that? 26 shots?
750ml for you folk that can’t handle freedom.
Absolutely.
Yup
No. No, you do not.
Lmao, you’re gonna shit yourself regardless of upvotes
Upvoted just for you buddy
Do now
I’m working on it, it takes a bit of preparation to get ready to eat 18 pieces of spicy KFC.
Well this aged poorly
Actually it's always been a dream of mine to have a bunch of internet randoms watch me shit.
... 😦
I guess I shouldn't be surprised about that, coming from @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
Bad day to be a KFC bucket or pants, let's fucking gooooo