if this post gets 1024 upvotes, i will post again with twice as wide en passant

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AnarchyChess@sopuli.xyz – 1136 points – 6 months ago

If this post gets 1024 upvotes I will shit my pants after eating a KFC 18 piece spicy bucket.

will you show video proof that you did that

Do I have to?

Proof or ban, it's the law

Fuck it, I’m in.

Downvoting to save my eyes

Upvoting to damn your eyes.

Don't leave us hanging, this could be a true Lemmy moment that will be part of history forever. Like when someone watches a Lemmy video in 10 years this could get mentioned.

Why couldn’t I have a fun moment, like breaking both my arms?

Because shitting your pants after a KFC bucket is enough fun for now.

I look forward to it, SatansMaggotyCumFart

Pics or it didn't happen

Like the eating the chicken, shitty pants or pictures of me shitting?

D. All of the above?

I usually charge extra for scat stuff.

So 1025 upvotes? I would probably throw up seeing scat, but I'm to sacrifice myself for a silly internet event.

Sure.

Haven’t you ever ended up with a little corn on the knob?

A little corn is one thing, but after-KFC stuff it's either a whole log or a half-wet salut shit-shooting with whomps of just gas inbetween. The last one is the hardest to stomack.

If I add in a 26 of some cheap whiskey then it would get really nasty.

I'm all for it.

I'm not american so I'm puzzled by 26 volume. What's that? 26 shots?

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Absolutely.

Yup

No. No, you do not.

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after eating a KFC 18 piece spicy bucket.

Lmao, you’re gonna shit yourself regardless of upvotes

Upvoted just for you buddy

Do now

I’m working on it, it takes a bit of preparation to get ready to eat 18 pieces of spicy KFC.

Bad day to be a KFC bucket or pants, let's fucking gooooo

Well this aged poorly

Actually it's always been a dream of mine to have a bunch of internet randoms watch me shit.

... 😦

I guess I shouldn't be surprised about that, coming from @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world

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The black pawn just minding his business and then outta nowhere

Boom. Headshot.

At this point, it's a Lemmy userbase metric.

Little-known fact: A 1024-wide en passant is properly called a kibienpassant.

Is a 4-wide a nibble passant?

I want to nibble your passant

Keep it in the DMs please.

Why do I feel so committed to this?

big number good

number must go up

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Ah, the infamous grain gambit.

fun fact : the angle is now around 3" 26' which is just slightly over ¹/₂₀ of a degree !

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This cannot be a legal move

According to Wikipedia, en passant describes the capture by a pawn of an enemy pawn on the same rank and an adjacent file that has just made an initial two-square advance.

According to dictionary.cambridge.org, adjancent means very near, next to, or touching

According to sync, the image is 0.02 MB.

Assuming lemmy.world stores images on floppy disks a diameter of 200mm that have a capacity of 80 kB, floppy disks store information on the entirety of their size, writing data from one side to the other and looping back to the other side when reaching the end of a row(i realized only after i did the math that floppy disks dont work like that) and i didnt make any mistakes in the math i am too lazy to explain in this reply, the distance between pieces is between 7 and 142 mm

142 mm, compared to the distance between stars, is a very short distance, meaning that, in this situation, the en passant is a legal move

holy hell you did the math

How can I find out more about this move?

the en passant is a legal move

Don't you even know the rules of chess? En passant is not just legal, it is forced.

It's only legal if you have enough boards

It might not be legal for you and me but it's for sure legal for the ruling class

It violates the principle of locality, and therefore the speed of light as the highest speed allowed in the universe.

Therefore, this truly does violate a law of nature, and is therefore illegal.

It is actually forced

Oh Shit, here we go again.

See you on the front page

Yea, Please do it lemmy

The image has like two pixels per square now

Just over 6 pixels/square

This is getting out of hand.

We can still do it folks

I don't know how or why this is a thing, but I'm here for it & you've got a new subscriber!

Well, they added a double pawn move to speed up games, but it broke the game a bit and so they added en passant to balance it out. Don't worry, a lot of people who don't play chess regularly, forgets this rule

holy too thin to tap on!

I’m on my phone. I don’t even know what’s going on here.

Last I saw (5 min ago) the 512 had 30 odd upvotes.

Guess that was comments and not upvotes. I need sleep...

Sleep is for the weak.

However, without sleep, you become sleepy, and sleepiness is weakness.

Therefore, sleep is for the sleepy.

I love it

Witnessing history

not particularly important history, just history. Like mildew in the shower, so are the days of our lives.

Tf is going on here

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You ever hear an old story about rice on a chessboard?

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Well, but that's not it...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/En_passant

I think rice is reddit's version of this post. Also relevant xkcd

Hey-o purple man

Here is an older one for context. It's a little easier to see the image this way.

https://lemmy.today/post/11379716

Need 408 more upvotes

I need this in my life. I am not yet ready to give up. I grew accustomed to this. Let's make it happen! We're all tech people, we know we can just upvote this post the way it needs to be. Its not nice, noone likes to press the trigger on dying deer we just hit with our car, but someone has to do it. The suffering introduced is greater if the trigger is not pressed. Do the right thing.