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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 661 points –
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As Lemmy's resident Barbie expert, that's fake news.

In Barbieland, they are called "brine prawns".

"Barbie", now available on Blu-ray and select streaming services.

So... are you still saying you won't do a sequel or have you caved to billions of dollars' worth of pressure?

That's Academy Award winning actress Margot Robbie and she does not cave to money.

But a sequel would be cool...

One hopes not since Gerwig likely wouldn't be involved and Robbie and Gosling didn't sign a multi-picture deal.

I think a sequel with a really good idea behind it might be cool, but some stories should be one and done and I don't really know that any more needs to be said with live-action Barbie.

Meanwhile, Mattel has licensed 14 other properties for movies.

One of them is Uno. Really.

https://www.worldofreel.com/blog/2024/6/4/warner-bros-wants-to-make-barbie-sequel-with-or-without-greta-gerwig

Yeah, I'm not against sequels in principle. Sometimes I just want to have another trip to whichever world the movie takes place. Barbie though... I love that movie, but I really don't see any way to make any sort of sequel and have it be good.

What some of you call "misinformation" I call "a joke." Sometimes things are funny because they're not true.

That's right friends, those Sea-monkeys (https://www.sea-monkeys.com/) you raised as children, it's a fact that this is a major part of Barbie's diet.

When she's really hungry she has Jumbo Shrimp Cocktail. And wonders why Ken goes all pink watching her eat them.

Ken doesn't know why, either.

My brother totally thought they would be little mer-people with crowns like in the ads and was so pissed off when they turned out to be really tiny shrimp you could barely see.

Fact: This is actually where the phrase "shrimp on the barbie" comes from. It has nothing to do with BBQ.

Don’t forget about the white wine or Beaver Boys

Shrimp are pretty rich though, if you eat too much you'll get sick.

TIL Barbie's property is affected by her diet as though she was in possession of an awakened devil fruit.