it ain't the herps, I swearbuttfarts@lemy.lol to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 595 points – 5 months ago21Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldA big brown dripping hot sausage. 😈You had me at dripping.. 💦This, legitimately, is what would happen to me. This kind of shit comprises the vast majority of my life story. FuckDon't cook homemade caramel.AKA confectioners napalmLarry David is that you?If my hairline keeps migrating, i may look like him soonYou know what got me to stop wearing contacts for good? Bacon grease popped directly into my eye.Could be worse, could be burn from hot candied nuts. Try explaining that oneI've got a scar on my foot from a splash of caramel fresh from the panIf the sausage grease is boiling hot, someone might need to see a doctor...Don't demonic possession shame people. They are vessels and can't choose the nature of the spirit that has taken their mortal form.Don't use your teeth!It's not the herp, it's the derp.Por que no los dos? Even Wizards get it from their parents.I always poke them with a fork first to relieve pressureForking does relieve pressure."Is that a blister or a coldsore?" > I got it by getting squirt by a hot sausage. "Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"You people bake your sausages?So "hot food". Problem solved.Amateur move! Gotta be careful around hot sausage splooge.
This, legitimately, is what would happen to me. This kind of shit comprises the vast majority of my life story. FuckDon't cook homemade caramel.AKA confectioners napalmLarry David is that you?If my hairline keeps migrating, i may look like him soonYou know what got me to stop wearing contacts for good? Bacon grease popped directly into my eye.
Could be worse, could be burn from hot candied nuts. Try explaining that oneI've got a scar on my foot from a splash of caramel fresh from the pan
If the sausage grease is boiling hot, someone might need to see a doctor...Don't demonic possession shame people. They are vessels and can't choose the nature of the spirit that has taken their mortal form.
Don't demonic possession shame people. They are vessels and can't choose the nature of the spirit that has taken their mortal form.
"Is that a blister or a coldsore?" > I got it by getting squirt by a hot sausage. "Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"
A big brown dripping hot sausage. 😈
You had me at dripping.. 💦
This, legitimately, is what would happen to me. This kind of shit comprises the vast majority of my life story.
Fuck
Don't cook homemade caramel.
AKA confectioners napalm
Larry David is that you?
If my hairline keeps migrating, i may look like him soon
You know what got me to stop wearing contacts for good? Bacon grease popped directly into my eye.
Could be worse, could be burn from hot candied nuts. Try explaining that one
I've got a scar on my foot from a splash of caramel fresh from the pan
If the sausage grease is boiling hot, someone might need to see a doctor...
Don't demonic possession shame people. They are vessels and can't choose the nature of the spirit that has taken their mortal form.
Don't use your teeth!
It's not the herp, it's the derp.
Por que no los dos? Even Wizards get it from their parents.
I always poke them with a fork first to relieve pressure
Forking does relieve pressure.
"Is that a blister or a coldsore?"
> I got it by getting squirt by a hot sausage.
"Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"
You people bake your sausages?
So "hot food". Problem solved.
Amateur move! Gotta be careful around hot sausage splooge.