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Missmuffet@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 473 points –
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Jokes on you, I don’t wear socks hah!

moist socks appear from the ether and strap themselves to your feet

Further joke on you when I like that feel ^ . ^

you deserve to be trapped in a particularly hellish demiplane

Jokes on you when I take you with me πŸ‘Ή

Jokes on them my socks are always wet.

jokes on you the spell has a conditional effect when the socks are already wet and turns the socks into water!

For real, Prestigitation is the best spell in a wizard's arsenal.

If you're not using spells creatively to punch above your power level, you're a shit wizard.

During and after college I worked out of a marina mostly wearing waders. My feet and socks were permanently damp for a solid five years.

To this day I value dry, warm socks on my feet.

This actually worked IRL on me, a huge drip of water splashed directly onto my sock when I was pouring myself a glass 😱

Toxoplasmosis is great and all but would you rather enjoy lil cat guys or have wet ass socks smh

Sometimes if my feet get too hot , ill splash a little water on my socks to cool off, hopefully this answers your question. Both please