I piss in your general direction

MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 421 points –
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I genuinely don't think I could talk on the phone while I piss

You'd be surprised how many people I see in the public restroom at my work doing just that.

In the early 2000s my mother's bank got hands free headsets. She was horrified at how many of her coworkers would answer the phone in the bathroom.

I see dudes come in and start pissing in the urinal while thinking their phone in the other hand.

Also very regularly hear dudes in the toilet stalls answering phone calls while taking a shit. It's fucking gross.