Hurricane Debby blows cocaine worth over $1 million onto beach in Florida Keys, U.S. Border Patrol says

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Hurricane Debby blows cocaine worth over $1 million onto beach in Florida Keys, U.S. Border Patrol says
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The 900k worth of cocaine have been collected by police and stored savely.

Later this week investigation about the origin of the 700k worth of cocaine will be opened

They will not stop until they are certain of the origin of the half million dollars of coke.

After public scrutiny questioned the quanity of the seized narcotics, an internal audit has confirmed that all $400,000 worth is accounted for.

Still no suspects as to the provenance of the $300,000 worth of cocaine.

COMMUNIST hurricane reallocates WEALTH

Dammit now even the hurricanes are doing cocaine! Move over Cocaine Bear because now we have Cocaine Hurricane.

Really, nobody's gonna drop a "Debby Does Florida" joke? C'mon Lemmy, I expect better (worse?).

Debby blows, you blow, we all blow.

A movie not for kids.

Why is the Cupra Logo on these things?

HOW THE HELL DOES A HURRICANE SOMEHOW BLOWS DRUGS INTO A BEACH????