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euphoria@kbin.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 432 points –
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You don't always have to fuck her hard

In fact sometimes that's not right to do

you got to make some love

And fuckin' give her some smooches too

And I've never sexually harassed anyone... I prefer to think of it as sensual harassment.

"When you get angry at your dick because you're on Viagra yet can't nut"

Joe's ready to break some hips...his or Jill's.

Bout time we have a president that fucks, tired of all this love bullshit.

/s if it wasn't obvious.