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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 744 points –
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I like to carry my potato in other places...

Were you on reddit? Because I remember seeing your username on Reddit

No, not the same. I've been on Reddit for like 17 years with different usernames and I must confess that I did take the username from the Reddit one.

I'm notoriously good at avoiding parties. But if I were at one, I would be the kind of person who would ask to unwrap the foil if I'm told there was a cyst in it.

I'll stick to the good ol' "Get blackout drunk at partys, because you can't overthink the stuff you did if you can't remember anything at all" but this is good too

You can just retrospectively imagine all of the terrible things you've done, which you can't remember. You were trained in the dark, but I was born into it. You'll know what I mean one day

puts my special hat on

I am a potato wrapped in foil!

Always show up to a part with beer. They’re never at full capacity if you’re bringing drinks in

Roofy Ted’s drink then gently place that stupid potato he’s been carrying underneath his scrotum.

Edit: You know you want to touch Ted’s scrotum. Don’t lie

This has everything to do with misspellyng roofie and nothing to do with our lust for Ted's enormous scrote.