You can never be too safe

TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 411 points –
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Nah it's like the poop knife

But for Texans

You spelled Australians wrong

That's not a knife

That's not a spoon either

Never bring a poop knife to a poop gunfight

This reference is amazing. I had forgotten about the poop knife.

Hell yeah! Had myself a Kevlar commode built special just so the missus and I could use a Glock as a poop knife. Things get wild a day or so after fondue night.

That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. How could someone be so irresponsible? Now the spider has the bathroom gun! Great job Einstein.

Pistol grip poop on my lap at all times

Umm, we have questions now. Like, is that a petrified poop or mushy poop handle? Does it fire farts? ๐Ÿค”

Inquiring minds must know...

I thought it was so you can glock the door from a distance.

just remember to not make mistakes, or you will trow toilet paper at the spider, wich can then use it to get up to your arm and bit it.

Just don't stroke the barrel too hard if you don't want to have an accident

Good luck hitting it. I prefer fire, flamethrowers or similar.