Store run

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Ummm... kinda confused... if there was an enema in there, yeah, I'd know what they're for, but this kinda leads me to think in another direction.

The Doritos is also an odd one out 😂.

Look sometimes I get anxious and snacky when I’m torturing people in my basement

Does the Tabasco go on the Doritos? Or in the enema funnel?

Pfttt. Fucking new guy thinks Tabasco goes in the butt funnel, what a nerd.. . Everyone knows you use bear spray with the little red straw for butt stuff.

Well you are certainly a bullshit artist..... everyone knows you want snacks on the trip home from getting your rape kit , not during.

diazepam can be a suppository, for siezures

This is what a supermarket looting run consists of in Project Zomboid.

  • Chips
  • Ketchup
  • Rope
  • Ammunition
  • Duct tape
  • Canned food
  • Refrigerated food
  • Bleach
  • Medicine
  • Kitchenware
  • Dixie

delivered some Plan B meds the other day. you definitely get some double-looks when you pick that one up as an older man in conservative Ohio.

well, I was on the clock, and I'll be voting yes on Issue 1.

I wasn't prepared to be time traveled back to Winn Dixie thank you very much

They still exist.... they just got bought by Aldi but I don't think they'll convert all of them

Winn Dixie used to be a force in Kentucky, and so did the Pic Pac grocery stores. it's hilarious Aldi managed to pull off the push-cart quarter redemption strategy in the U.S. the trailer park boys would be so confused.

“Hey, howya doin’ m’lady? [tips hat] So, what time were you getting off work tonight?”

At 35 you should already know that nobody gives a fuck about it. It's a product that they sell. They sell it daily. They only look at you weirdly if you look like you are freaking out.