pspspsps rule

sunnie@sopuli.xyz to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 636 points –
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That cougar looks very friendly though. 10/10 would pspspsps.

Its face says disney but its body looks like a furry coffin that makes you decompose on fast forward

So it's both cute AND efficient? What an amazing creature.

Cat calling is indeed wrong. Rather you try to strike up a nice conversation and see if you can take it out to dinner

This is hatespeech. How dare they tell me i cannot pspsps the cute cat

I actually encountered a cougar on a trail a week ago. So fucking scary. It's huge.

Mostly mountain lions keep to themselves but they have been known to attack and kill joggers. Checking wikipedia there were two fatalities in 2018 and the next previous one is in 2008.

So vending machines kill more people.

When hiking in North America, you're much more likely to get killed by snake bite. And the elements (thirst, hypothermia, etc.) provide an even greater risk.

Meanwhile on the savannas of Africa Cheetahs are notorously easy to domesticate. A saucer of milk is kitty crack and will reduce a cheetah into Your Furry Forever Friend. It's a problem because the wild cheetah population is vulnerable.

Extremely.

Cheetahs are the tamest of the big cats and are known for seeking refuge near humans.

Have you seen one of the numerous videos where cheetahs casually plop down on safari jeeps for escaping lions or use the cars as looking perches or for shade?

Spspspsp? Wouldn't that sound the same? 🤔

Instead of putting emphasis on the p, you put emphasis on the s. It actually sounds remarkably different.

Yeah, instead of pisspisspisspiss, it's more of a supsupsupsup.

Meanwhile the "here kitty kitty kitty" people are just kermit the frog memeing.