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Void_Sloth@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 578 points –
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Okay I'll ask, how come dogs got sex robots before us?

Robot species and genders are a social construct. Nothing stop you from having sex with it, it isn't illegal yet. Dogs were just the first to realize they could.

But I don't want to fuck a dog robot

With the right attitude, any robot's a sexbot.

...and my robot vacuum's looking mighty fine right now.

They said we'd have jetpacks and flying cars, and all we got was this dog fucking a robot. I'm calling bullshit.

Instructions unclear, d...og stuck in robot

Why did you crop out the top "Revolt against" part of the caption?

We have seen the future, and the future is weird.