Crunchy time rule

LesDeuxBonsYeux@sh.itjust.works to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 403 points –
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would it be awkward to point out that this wouldn't work

soak it, maybe, but microwaving it will just burn it. like an egg white.

TMYK

In a world constructed of lies, here you are on lemmy spreading truths. Thank you for your service.

And... How did you come to this conclusion?!

When splooge dries it's lost it's water content (that do be what drying is) leaving behind the protein and such

Adding heat energy to something without a liquid component will only create liquid once it's hot enough to melt, it won't magically re-add the missing hydration

If she'd added a little bit of water to the sock, wrung it out, THEN microwaved it, shed be closer to what she's after

Basic science, really

@gamermanh

The Manh, The Myth, The Professional Cum Scientitht

Please, next time you think of posting something like this throw yourself in a volcano instead ^.^

to be clear I'm joking, it's hilarious. Also where is the nearest lobotomy theatre?

The image stopped loading a third of the way in and you know what I'm all set bro