home made soup

kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 604 points –
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Technically a house can have arms... A Coat of Arms.

that's just a coat, unless a coat can be an arm

It’s not “coat = arm,” it’s “coat OF arms,” and I could totally some psychopath making a coat out of other people’s arms.

Me: Do you want to see my coat of arms?

My friend: Oh, you're into heraldry?

Me, pulling a coat made out of human arms from my closet: What's heraldry?

Ffs it's only a Coat if Arms if it's from the arms region of France. Otherwise it's just a sparkling jacket

Excuse me, what's the "soup du jour?"

I’m sorry but I ordered soup du jour last time I was here and this isn’t it.

Sorry, but the chef got more strict about not making too many of those. Our days are numbered now.

"He lives in that piece of paper!?"

It's a typo, was supposed to say homie.