WTF is that‽

irreticent@lemmy.world to aww@lemmy.world – 733 points –
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🎼🎶*"Do you hear what I hear? A baby cries. Where we find baby there are milk nearby. If we look in baby bag and there could be. Plenty milk for you and also some for me."*🎵

EXACTLY where my brain went, and I haven't seen that move in nearly 30 years 😹

"Honey, I think there was a mix-up at the hospital."

"What makes you say that?"

"WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING THAT THING?!" (cuz, like, that baby looks like it just took a dump.)

I mean, it's a baby so it's quite likely it just took a dump

Baby either took a dump, is about to take a dump, or is hungry (which means it's inevitability. it will take a dump in the near future.)

that's just how babies are, right?

Well, having a newborn myself right now, that baby is sitting too upright, so it's heavy head is sinking into the shoulders way more than it should, giving it that squashed look.

Pretty sure it's taking a dump right at the moment the pic was taken